| Fractured Froggy Tale |
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| Fractured Story Telling | |||
| Written by Francis Scudellari | |||
| Thursday, 18 February 2010 12:37 | |||
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Hectored by the pit-a-patter of frozen pellets, you might hear these dented eaves wheeze and sneeze lubricious comparisons, but it's a thickly frosted fiction that their bulbous white noses look anything like eggshells. In springtime's crick-cracking they will however birth a frog with not so princely disposition: Hacksaw in hand, he'll eye your roommate and that footlocker where she keeps invaluables of an oddly personal nature. His plan is to hip-hoppity leave you red-faced, trying to calm this panicked friend with un-fairy tales of a burglar amphibian who muttered of moral decay, mis-fabled crowns, and the strangeness of saved fingernail clippings.
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